Books are the most important thing to me. TV and friends are a far off second. The tags that I write are ridiculous. I go under the tag name clockworkcreatures.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
reblogged for the that comment ^
why im terrified of bunnies. look at it.
Beyoncé + Actors & Actresses: 1. Lupita Nyong’o 2. Shailene Woodley 3. Misha Collins 4. Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans 5. Hugh Jackman 6. Blake Lively 7. Emma Watson 8. Shay Mitchell
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
man, I bet those guys got laid that night
Wow I still get the biggest boners over the snare line.
not a joke but… this is fucking amazing
When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.
You know the one.
It’s made of wool.
It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.
But it’s not.
Every house has one.
It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.
The scratchy blanket is there.
And it waits.
BUT THE ACTING HERE. BECAUSE HE’S DIGORY. AND HE BUILT THAT WARDROBE. WITH THE WOOD FROM THE TREE HE PLANTED. AND SO HE KNOWS IT’S NARNIA. HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE, AND HE’S PROBABLY GIVEN UP AND SHOVED THAT HOPE AWAY IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND AND SUDDENLY THESE FOUR CHILDREN SHOW UP AND THEY FIND IT.
Fun fact: CS Lewis based the professor on JRR Tolkien. Tolkien in turn based Treebeard on CS Lewis.
that is a very fun fact yes