Books are the most important thing to me. TV and friends are a far off second. The tags that I write are ridiculous. I go under the tag name clockworkcreatures.

 

alihasagnarlybeard:

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

comedy central is getting better and better at finding people for this kind of stuff

(Source: sandandglass)

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

psilentasincjelli:

striderbaby:

obsessedbooknerd:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

It’s almost like the character makes a difference. It’s almost like Bella Swan is a terribly written and completely flat character and no actress could have believably put emotion into her portrayal with the lines and motivations they were given. It’s almost like when she’s given a decent character she can give a great performance. IT’S ALMOST LIKE SHE’S AN ACTRESS.

Combat bras

My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)

(Source: pemsylvania)

littlereddove:

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

I am Mexican and I knew about this, what the fuck guys?

(Source: shoryukenme)